Arnold Palmer

Everytime we go to a restaurant Tanner loves to mess with the server. No, not the entire time but when they ask for his drink he always asks for an Arnold Palmer. About 90 percent of the time they have no clue what he is talking about (all it is one part lemonade one part iced tea).

Well the great thing is they are bottling the stuff now. My dad told me it was on sale 24 for 6 bucks. I knew Tanner would be stoked so I wanted to surprise him. My mom knew exactly where it was in Sam's so as soon as we entered the store we went straight for it. As we were approaching it in the very back corner of the store we slowly realized that we didn't grab a cart on the way in...yeah...smart. So, I got to haul the honkin' case all the way to the front of the store. And these muscles, they are purely for looks so it wasn't a pretty picture if you know what I mean. My mom was cracking up she thought it was the funniest thing she had ever seen. She had her camera phone & video out and was documenting the whole thing. I was sweating bullets and my back was broken by the time I lifted it into my trunk.

All I can say was that the look on Tanner's face made up for all of my efforts. He died when I entered with an armful of Arnold.